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[Kransky]

In an effort to better misunderestimate all the folk here at The Phoenix Foundation HQ, I will now embark on a series of rather mundane, yet somewhat refreshing polls, along with an invitation to one and all, tell us about YOUR day.

We would really love to get to know YOU.
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Fuck.

[doom pony]

My day was balls. My job is balls. My boss is balls.

[Jessie]

Now that the faculty of rational thought has returned to me, my day is looking up ''

Thanks for asking.

[doom pony]

Today was less about being balls and more about ruining goverment property... whoo



(hint: it's a mexican walking fish... wait... that's not a hint so much as a FACT...)


<--i'm a nerd.

[Homo Jones]

i once saw my cat pansy eat a mexican walking fish (axolotle..i think that is not the correct spelling) in one gulp....it was quite distressing for an eight year old.

[doom pony]

axolotl apparently, according to my good friend dictionary.com but what would they know?

my cousin's axolotl Thayil (named after Kim) tried to commit suicide. He was found hours later half dead in the corner of the room.



I'm gonna get such a stern talking to one of these days with the amount of time I spend faffing around at work.

[Kransky]

Doomy Poney! Thats some good ass shit you got goin' in that there office of yours!

Did you ever see the episode of the office, by the way, where (I can't remember the names for sure) Tim sets Gareths (?) stapler in jelly? Very fucking funny!

Keep up the good work old chap.
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Fuck.

[doom pony]

That would be episode 1, season 1. I like to play tricks too but none that involve the effort of actually making jelly. Which is an effort... really.

I left a message for a girl I work with to call a client back.. Mr Eric Shun. .. with my cell phone number. Not only did she NOT realise the name was a fake, but she called... the wrong number.. and asked some random chap somewhere on Vodafone if he was "eric shun".

I laughed so hard I think I peed a little bit. That's possibly why no one talks to me at work..

[love_monkey#9]

Doom Pony, I am intrigued...

would you like to meet someday?

Bring your staplers.


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[doom pony]

that's hot. hot like hell.

[Homo Jones]

could we make an animated battle of the red stapler versus the black stapler and use it as our next video!

[doom pony]

We were going to start writing a short film about our stationery.. but BeepClickClick (red one) and Unnamed (black one) would be honoured.

[Fee Nix]

Allofasudden going back to work on Tuesday is something I might look forward to now.

I hate to steal your ideas Doompony but... well, I'm going to steal your ideas. On second thoughts, I might just be "inspired" by those ideas and come up with some of my own. Can't have plagiarism (although the Mexican Walking Stapler is cute).

I will never be able to look at office equipment the same ever again. Thank-you.
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[doom pony]

It becomes a disease. The other day I was holding one of those big staplers stroking it like a bunny. No one gives me weird looks anymore. I think I might turn my staple remover into a STING RAY!

[doom pony]

And if actually damaging property isn't what you're into, I suggest MSPainting with your colleagues. The way we do it is, one person starts with a base (say... the mountain) and emails it to the other who then adds another feature and so on until you're out of space/ideas.

This is my true passion. One day I shall retire and make millions from it!