Health Issues.

[Kransky]

Well for some more interactive Forumising I have decide to start a discussion on the state of everyones health!


Personally I think I may have Kidney Stones, as my right FLANK has been gettin more and More painful and recently my girlfriend poked me there and the pain was searing, better go to a doctor eh? Also, I have quite funny intestines which is why I limit my alcohol intake even though, at heart, I'd like to be a complete BOOZE HAG. But alas no! My body cries FOUL PLAY everytime I touch the golden syrup of joy, it has gotten to the point where recently I had a hangover of sorts after ONE BEER. This is very depressing.

Go on it's fun!
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[Homo Jones]

I am trying to limit my alcky ma hole intake aswell boods. Just found the cd of the first Bunnies On Ponies gig like a year and half ago or something. Theres a few tunes on there that I forgot and one 'Fire, On Wing' that would be great for phoenix i think. Anyways it may help my home rekawding a little coz I was definately feeling more motivated at that point in the saga of songs (sorry I've sort of slipped forums as i am thinking about your last post on my page there kransk).

Health wise a wish everyone the best in these winter months. I recomend grape leaf antioxidents and weleda homeopathic flu remedy!

[Yokozuna]

Greetings all. On the subject of health I would have to say I`m a boozing, smoking pile of filth at the moment. My imminent departure from these fair if somewhat confusing isles has meant massive amounts of drinking and eating out. I have become a pack a day man too which is the worst thing really. Still exercising regularly though which is a plus. I really hope everyone has managed to quit the foul habit as I hope to follow suit when I get home. On other matters relating to personal hygiene, I would recomend shaving your armpits come the summer months. Although apprehensive at first, I have found this measure to significantly decrease unwanted odours. For those of us with a dislike for smelly, chemical based deoderants armpit shaving could be the way forward.
Anyway, that's my two cents.

[tomatohead]

Kransky, get that flank inspected indeed. Congratulations on the impending wee Buda!

Just getting over the effects of having a million tree and flower spores take residence up ma nose. Drinking my Belgian beer and cheap and cheerful red wines again, after spending the preggars months only getting the odd sip.

Neck, shoulder blades, and back ache like the dickens. Becoming a mother the cause of that.

Too many waffles in the diet.

[Homo Jones]

you crazzee yanks and your waffles, actually i love waffles. In NZ they are a purely homemade option as 'Waffle Houses' do not exist. Maybe I could try making a felafel waffle. Mmmmm.

Daneru san, its good to hear your shaving your pits. Very manly. I have not gone that far but I am slowly slipping into the depths of metrosexuality and my bedroom (on a good day) looks like its been queer eyed. Especially when I have been to the farmers market and brought flowers. My favourites are lillies.

Tomatohead, tell me, what is your fave brew of la belgie. I am much more into Czech beer. I love those golden pilzen delights!

[doom pony]

I had the flu recently. My first ever. I'm nearly 25. How did I escape flu-age for so many years? I dunno, but it struck me down like the almighty Lord will eventually. And Holy Shitballs it was a fucking ripper. I now only have 3.5 days sick leave! Boo-urns. How can I pull a sickie and not be paid? Sucks.

So, I thought I was all better and then either flu dregs are catching up, or I have caught myself a little cold. I stayed at a friends place last night and apparently I was snoring like a muddyfunster (hot). I snucked up a chunky something something and I swear to god it was flesh. Maybe I arose in the night and feasted upon human flesh or something while still sleeping. Either way, it's not pleasant and then going to work and having to put up with faulty air con... and someone's stolen my twink and I'm going to have to hide my stationery creations for the rest of the week because head office people are going to be around and vandalism is frowned upon and waugh wauuuuugh... waaaaaauuuugggghhhhhh....

Man I love whinging.

Congratulations Luke.

[tomatohead]

Jesus God, Doom Pony, 25 years before your first flu? That's AMAZING. Had over a dozen in two and a half years living in Asia....(where the shaving of all armpits is highly recommended and enjoyable!). Hope you feel better soon and keep those fleshy chunks down.

Homo, just found a great & cheap waffle recipe, and the home waffle iron is always at the ready. Waffles and streaky bacon make a dangerous duo. But yeah, we have a plethora of waffle houses in this small town. Fav. Belgians include: Fantome, any tart gueze or framboise, Forbidden Fruit, Hoegaarden, and 3 Fonteinen. Horse blankets and off fruits come to mind. Lager man, are you?

Luke, be warned, the last few months o' pregnancy are the fidgety, can't sleep, must get up and pee all the time for the mums. Enjoy the relative peace.

[Homo Jones]

I think luke pees about 37 times a day on average so he'll deal with his better halfs piss antics i'm sure

[doom pony]

Maybe he's a sympathy pee-er.

And I think I avoided it by being special.

[Johndoe]

Kransky ... you know you are a picture of ill health ... hence my card way back last year!! ... the birthday gig at Cuba carnival said it all ... pale skin vomit drool ... yr too valuable to fade out on us ... come see me when you finish the Finnish tour ... treatment on me. Go well
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[saskia sashovski]

I recommend Pierogi as an excellent health toinc, expecially for mood elevation and stress relief. Chalva is similarly effective and wodka also, though the later may not be so wise considering your aforementioned screaming when poked. I would also recommned glasses of Hungarian red wine with charming Polish elders and trips to Russia. However, I would certainly avoid flying with Lufthansa because they are very good at losing luggage and the people who work in their Moscow office are cunts. It is particularly sad to lose one's luggae when it contains tasty Polish Chalva bars for special Polish sausages, I mean friends, who live far away from Poland...........

[milk to you]

hello older one...
seems that we have been rather out of touch lately and this has made me very sad.. as we do not email each other (although i think we should start) i have decided to join your forums in an attempt to feel closer to you when distance keeps us so far apart.
upon choosing which forum to join i could not help but be inticed by your choice of health.. a topic that surely other members of the fandang would be very happy to dscuss....
well i will share my exact moment with you... all in fact.
i have the day off work cos of my guts. 3 weeks ago i didnt shit for 4 days last week i didnt shit for 5 and no matter how many prunes or laxatives (non prescription and prescription) i ate or drank it was to no avail...
i have done a couple of shits this week but this morning (after taking some thai herbal laxative) i had a very very painful tum tums as i was trying to shit.. basically my back and hips and everything was in pain.. so i have taken the day off teaching and been to the hospital...
mmmmmmmmmmm where i was prescribed a u-enema..thats right a home do it urself enema pack.... juts awesome...
so fingers crossed my shit will get back on track soon....
miss ya alot and hope ur guts are ok....
xx mleko

[doom pony]

thanks for sharing.. so so much.. so much sharing.


i have an inflamed taste bud on the side of my tongue and it HURTS.

[Ledlef]

Good news
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